Darth Vader stands at the front of a bland corporate conference room

Darth Vader stands at the front of a bland corporate conference room, wearing a sleek black suit over his iconic armor, helmet still on, arms behind his back. A large holoscreen behind him displays a pie chart labeled 'Q1 Force Efficiency' and a spreadsheet filled with red-highlighted errors. Around the table, a group of nervous office workers—including a bored Boba Fett in business casual—sit upright, sweating as Vader ominously intones, 'I find your lack of progress… disturbing.'

The room is painfully ordinary: beige walls, water cooler in the corner, flickering fluorescent lights, and a potted plant that somehow looks terrified. A single brave intern tries to sip their caf quietly while the tension thickens like the Dark Side itself. It’s corporate dystopia meets Empire intimidation—where the only thing scarier than missing targets is Vader’s feedback style