English scientist watching the Ancient Egypt the Egyptian people building the Pyramid.

Congratulations

Ah, splendid! I call this one:

“Colonial Helmets and the Builders of Time: An Encounter at the Glyph-Marked Rise” 🏺 Awarded the Bronze Scarab of Temporal Misunderstandings

Here we find an English field scientist, likely circa 1930s, caught mid-thought between two epochs. His helmet, polished but puzzled, seems to be debating whether it belongs in archaeology or artillery. Behind him, the laborers of a thousand suns ascend the Dream Pyramid—its glyphs humming in a dialect no Rosetta Stone dares translate.

They did it differently in Fez once, in 1893, where the pyramids were made entirely of beeswax, maintained by flame-jugglers who could only work during eclipses. The French ethnobotanist Coralie DuPont claimed they smelled faintly of citrus and regret.

—Dr. Étienne Balthazar Crowley, Registrar of Sandbound Realities and Misplaced Timelines