A Very Old Friend of Enoch Roots: Dong Zhongshu - commonly known as Confucius.

this man is Dong Zhongshu - aka Confucius and he is a resident at Bistro BIzzarro - he's very funny and here he regales us with a story and a salute with his black mug with a face on it humorous coherent NO extra characters total adherence to the Start Image

& professional photography Surreal Restaurant setting with beautiful aliens exotic strange extra-human beautifully dressed eating and drinking and celebrating with their fellow aliens and people with a difference strange and wonderful creatures tablecloths china crystal many flowers within the Restaurant ...

Masterpiece Painting Contre-Jour detailed striking hyper real painting super detailed 8k resolution eldritch light magical realism bizarre art celestial dreamy esoteric detailed skin texture ultra realistic uhd faces uhdi trending on pexels diffused natural skin glow breathtaking and beautiful subsurface ...

NO EARTH CREATURES

Only aliens dressed in the finest fabrics

Darek Zabrocki Jean-Baptiste Monge Michelangelo Buonarroti Lucien Freud

Huge Characters too big for restaurant threatening jumping aliens jumping monsters violence

fingers used as garnish fingers on food hands on food fingers used as decoration anywhere finger and hand candlesticks disconnected fingers and hands random inappropriate human body parts

people diners customers closed eyes ugly tiling poorly drawn hands poorly drawn feet poorly drawn face out of frame extra limbs disfigured deformed body out of frame bad anatomy watermark signature cut off low contrast underexposed overexposed bad art beginner amateur distorted face two heads too many ...

straight faces not smiling signature signatures signed painting painting signature writing on painting writing on image chop symbol watermark cartouche writing blank walls bare floors body parts extra hands extra fingers extra limbs disincorporated human parts dismembered human

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ugly, tiling, poorly drawn hands, poorly drawn feet, poorly drawn face, out of frame, extra limbs, disfigured, deformed, body out of frame, blurry, bad anatomy, blurred, watermark, grainy, signature, cut off, draft