A scrawny, wrinkled, hairless beige dog with a long thin snout, one long yellowed tooth peeking over the top lip, tong tip hanging out, oversized paws, huge bulging bloodshot eyes, and a stupid blank expression. Wearing a long scraggly aquamarine fright wig, aquamarine tufts of fur on the top of it's ...
That would be me this morning ๐๐๐