He's a model and he's looking good. He makes his own underpants, it's understood. He's a cool fashion student, waking up with wood...

... his bed is driving him nuts. Every morning, he wakes up with loose wooden planks sticking into his back. He's great at sewing together his own upcycled underwear but awful at carpentry. He should've used 2" screws and wood glue to secure the planks under his mattress but he thought he'd get away with a dab of Elmers School Glue. His mattress is actually one of his greatest upcycling achievements. It's created using the canvas from a discarded 6 man tent he rescued from a rock festival he went to. It's stuffed with various discarded gym kit items he found while working part time at his local gym. Mainly things like sports socks, boxer shorts, jock straps, t-shirts and the occasional g-string! It's all fabric, washable and quite comfortable if it's well stuffed and packed in hard ...