Broke Comic's Poison: One sip only.

This looks awesome!!🙌

Dear Dr. BrokeComic,

I must commend your salesmanship—it's as slick as your elixir claims to be.

Recognizing a well-executed hustle is an art in itself, my colleagues were dispatched to deliver this letter along with a tip o’ the tam to your performance.

Now, let's cut to the chase. I'm always on the lookout for something special to add to my tavern's repertoire, and your "miracle elixir" seems like just the thing.

Unwelcome guests might find it particularly ...persuasive.

Moreover, some of our esteemed patrons are adventurous souls who relish the novelty of such offerings.

Considering the potential bulk orders for a discerning clientele, would you be open to discussing a mutually beneficial arrangement? A bulk discount could elevate your elixir's appeal as the newest addition to my carefully curated selection.

Cheers to potential alchemy,

C., Owner of Lochside Lore and Thistle Tavern

Good hustle 😃👍

I want that drink!

Wonderful original contribution to the café

WOMAN: I was deaf for 15 years, until I tried Dr. BrokeComic Elixir! After drinking one bottle, I could hear the birds, the bees, and the breeze! Thank you, Dr. Marvel!

BrokeComic: There you have it, folks, the undeniable proof of the wonders of Dr. BrokeComic Elixir! And now, for a limited time only, I am offering you a special deal: buy one bottle for only $5, and get another one for free! That's right, two bottles for the price of one! But hurry, this offer won't last long! Come on up, don't be shy, and get your hands on the greatest medicine ever made: Dr. BrokeComic Elixir!

I'll take two bottles please!!

BrokeComic: Just look at this poster, folks, and see for yourselves the miraculous benefits of Dr. BrokeComic Elixir! Why, this elixir is so powerful, it can even make the blind see, the deaf hear, and the lame walk! Don't take my word for it, just listen to these testimonials from satisfied customers!

[BrokeComic gestures to a man and a woman who are standing next to the wagon, wearing shabby clothes and fake bandages. They are his accomplices, who pretend to be cured by the elixir.]

MAN: I was blind for 10 years, until I tried Dr. BrokeComic Elixir! After drinking one bottle, I could see the sun, the moon, and the stars! Thank you, Dr. BrokeComic!

[The scene is a dusty street in a western town. A wagon with a large sign that reads "Dr. BrokeComic Elixir" is parked outside a saloon. A crowd of curious townsfolk has gathered around the wagon, where a man in a flashy suit and a top hat is standing on a wooden crate, holding a bottle of dark liquid.]

BrokeComic: Ladies and gentlemen, I am here today to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to purchase the most amazing product ever invented by human ingenuity: Dr. BrokeComic Elixir! This is no ordinary snake oil, my friends, this is the real deal! This elixir is made from the finest ingredients, including the oil of the rare and exotic Chinese water snake, which has been proven to cure all kinds of ailments, from arthritis to bursitis, from rheumatism to eczema, from headaches to toothaches, and much more!

[BrokeComic points to a poster on the side of the wagon, which shows a drawing of a snake and a list of diseases that the elixir supposedly cures.]