This is a Grumble, a rare breed of domesticated cat that is known for its foul temperament.

This breed almost never sleeps, never-ever plays, even as a kitten, and farts constantly.

It mutters endlessly, often giving sneering side glances, and will then stare at you directly, eye to eye, and deliberately vomit onto anything you own that is expensive.

They live up to 45 years too. Yeah, and they won't leave, and be real, you can't get rid of them. You try removing them and your arms are hamburger.

And get this: they've been known, not to knock glasses off of table tops, oh no, but to deliberately burn entire China cabinets to the ground!

Available only at certified cat breeders OUTSIDE the U.S.A.