The Mystical Mirror

You're expecting something awesome right? Something magnificent? Like a cosmic fantasy portal to another dimension? Should it be drawn by Sophia Lee, Edwin Landseer, Zdzisław Beksiński and Victo Ngai? You probably want it to be rendered on Flickr. Should I stick DeviantArt in there somewhere? Throw in ...

Oh great, you're still here. I don't know why. I'm telling you, I have no prompts. No modifiers whatsoever. Stunning symmetry? Beautiful RTX graphics by NVIDIA? Nope. Nothing. Ultra realistic? Hyper detailed? Nope.

Seriously? You're still reading? I told you I don't have any prompts. You just expect me to say something like, "detailed matte painting, deep colours, breathtaking intricate details, splash screen, complementary colors, fantastical concept art, 16k resolution trending on Artstation Unreal Engine 5", ...

Seriously, dude? I hate to break it to you but you're wasting your time. You can't just expect me to say something like "ultra realistic hyperdetailed cinematic digital oil painting, trending on Artstation", and make everything better like magic. That's not how the world works.

Seriously, imagine what a world it would be if adding a modifier string like "Photorealistic CGI VFX by Framestore+Weta+Digital+Industrial Light & Magic+DNEG beautiful cinematography" just magically fixed all your problems. Ridiculous. I can't believe people really think that modifiers can just magically ...

Like seriously. I'm telling you. I don't have any "enchanted, picturesque, mighty, glorious, detailed, grand, mysterious, robotic, wondrous, sci-fi, misty, dark, colorful, complex, beautiful, android, outstanding, detailed, metallic, synthetic, masterpiece, or sinister" modifiers.

I mean seriously. What does this even mean: “too sharp, underexposed, vague, ambiguous, too dark, disordered, untidy, sloppy, nasty, shiny, blur, blurry, undeveloped, noisy, watermark, scratches, messy, paint flecks, clean, clear.” Doesn't do anything. Ridiculous.

And this just seems like nonsense: too sharp, underexposed, vague, matte, ambiguous, too dark, faces, eyes, people, deformed, bokeh, boring untidy, sloppy, nasty, filthy, blur, blurry, undeveloped, noisy, watermark, scratches, messy, paint flecks, dirty, unclear