Parallel Lives: Kate, May You Be Of Assistance?

"I must say I am both intrigued and cautiously optimistic about our newest addition, Kate Beckinsale, fresh from New College, Oxford. Her arrival as this beautiful junior lab assistant has sparked quite the buzz among the staff, and for good reason. With a background in atomic energy research and a dissertation on nuclear fission that has been lauded by some of the most eminent physicists in the field, she brings a level of expertise and academic pedigree that is truly impressive.

I did notice her flaunt a bit with her loosened tie and slightly open lab coat, that have raised some eyebrows, but she is charming nonetheless."

• Dr. Nathan Scorn - Head of Research Management