Cap'n Jackie's Bad Hare/Hair Day

The only thing that can make a girl this furious is "her man" abusing his right to be young and stupid:

1. "Weather report?! Andropov, it's raining!! Duh!!"
2. "Do I look me like the kinda girl who'd shave her legs ta impress a boy?!"
3. "Andropov? Honey bunch? Shut up an' hug me -- or I'll scream!!"
4. "Seriously? Say that again. I dares you."
5. "Honey bunch... I is baaack... Speaking of which, wanna back rub???"

Ahhh... Puppy love. Spooky, isn't it??