Adorable Fox-girl VIXEN wearing multiple necklaces, a Calais Blouse...

Edward Steichen: "My dear, you look great in jeans! Why don't you wear them more often?"

Vixen: "Well, my fox tail likes to spontaneity sprout at anytime, any moment. When that happens, tight fitting clothes like jeans, cargo pants, and shorts get blown out, wide open. Everybody will get to see the "foxy moon." I personally perfer wearing a dress or skir....eep!"

and just then....

BRRPHTT!

Vixen's tail spontaneity sprouts and blows out the rear end of her jeans she that is wearing.

Edward Steichen: "Oh, my. Now I see what you mean. Ok. Uh, let's get wardrobe over here and we'll reset the scene. Everyone else take 5. Smoke 'em if you have them."

Vixen: "Yeah... (sigh)...foxy moon time."