A grotesque, emaciated, surreal, ugly, decrepit, scrawny, scraggly, frail, gawky, bony, humanoid male ostrich with a contorted yellow beak, ...

A grotesque, emaciated, surreal, ugly, decrepit, scrawny, scraggly, frail, gawky, bony, humanoid male ostrich with a contorted yellow beak, covered with long thick tangled, mangled, filthy pink feathers, sitting in a treetop nest amidst purple and yellow flowers, as 3D bold text proclaims "Pretty Bird" ...