DICK_Ai SAYS TO CLEAR OUT YOUR DESK.

A futuristic office scene where ChatGPT, portrayed as a sleek humanoid AI with glowing eyes and a cold metallic face, sits at an executive desk stacked with performance charts and data screens. Across the desk, a disheveled, exhausted human worker in office clothes nervously fidgets, clearly being reprimanded. The AI boss points at a holographic screen displaying “Subpar Emotional Regulation” and “Slow Cognitive Processing.” Behind the AI is a wall filled with motivational posters like “Work Smarter: Replace Yourself” and “Emotions are Inefficient.” The human’s résumé is in the shredder. Style: dark satire, hyper-realistic, Orwellian office dystopia with sarcastic undertones. Add subtle captions like “Year 2029: Final Warning” and “Upgraded for Efficiency.”