"Don't vote for me, I'm the host"

Hyperrealistic photography. A caveman holds a sign. On the sign, this is written on two lines: "Don't vote for me" on a first line, and "I'm the host" on the second line. Detailed textures. Vibrant colors. Golden hour lighting. High contrast. Best quality, masterpiece, vivid colors, professional photography, ...

A caveman, with rugged, textured skin and tattered clothing, stands confidently under golden hour lighting, holding a weathered wooden sign. The sign reads, "Don't vote for me" on the first line and "I'm the host" on the second, in bold, vibrant letters. The scene is rich with high contrast and detailed ...