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Pompous, supercilious, excuse for a stepfather cretin just hates it when he's not the centre of the Universe...
Pompous, supercilious, excuse for a stepfather cretin just hates it when he's not the centre of the Universe...
9 months ago

Pompous, supercilious, excuse for a stepfather cretin just hates it when he's not the centre of the Universe...

Created 9 months ago · 3 comments· 0 likes

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#step-father#pompous#slacks#dead#decorum

As the rest of the family let go and have some harmless fun, he raises his hated voice and utters: "Can we please have a little decorum in here?" We comply. The joy fades to fear. Friends go home, some never to return. We go about our lives the way we've been indoctrinated, never stepping out of line, always obeying. It was for the best... Well guess what Mr Slacks, with your black stinking socks, 'smart shoes' and "better than anyone else" attitude - we're gonna have a PARTY - a loud and fun party. And... you're not invited. With you being deceased/no more/in the land of the formerly-living. You've been dead to us for decades. Now, you're dead to, well everyone. You can shove your DECORUM where the sun don't shine...6 foot deep oughta cover it. 😜


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2025-03-20T03:58:37.697ZReply

"6 foot deep oughta cover it!"

I nearly choked on my Earl Grey when my right middle finger typed that line! ☕

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Pompous, supercilious, excuse for a stepfather cretin just hates it when he's not the centre of the Universe...
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Bitter jealous pompous thin big nosed italian curly haired balding man doesn't like people enjoying themselves. A speech bubble reads "Can we please have a little decorum in here?"
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Bitter jealous pompous thin big nosed italian curly haired balding man doesn't like people enjoying themselves. A speech bubble reads "Can we please have a little decorum in here?"
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In a warmly lit, dimly decorated room, a bitter, jealous, and pompous Italian man stands out with his thin frame, prominent nose, and balding head, surrounded by joyful revelers. His curly hair contrasts sharply with his stern expression as he glares at the scene around him. Above his head, a speech ...
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