Andrew Mountbatten Windsor ponders upon the meaning of life and how it all came to this...

He's getting used to the concept of having to dress and undress himself since he had to let the butler go. Luckily, the butler pre-applied toothpaste to a fortnight's worth of his disposable toothbrushes. Andrew is sure he'll learn the hand-to-eye co-ordination skills before the 14 days are up so he can load up his own toothbrushes. Dental hygiene is a must, even when one's an entitled, untitled hasbeen that nobody in their right mind wants to touch with a bargepole. 👑