Three Goblin Comedians

"What do you call an orc with two brain cells?" "Pregnant."

"Three orcs walk into a bar…" "The fourth one ducks."

"What’s the difference between a wizard and a sorcerer?" "Class."

"How many humans does it take to replace a door?" "Three. The first two to argue about which way the door should open and the third to hire a dwarf to fix it properly."

"The barkeep asked why we carried weapons into his bar. I said, “Mimics.” The party laughed. The barkeep laughed. The table laughed. We killed the table. Good times"

"How do you know if your magic sword is blunt?" "When it starts critiquing your form during combat."

"Why couldn’t the red dragon eat his birthday cake?" "He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles."