Old lady stirs her cup of tea with a banana as all the teaspoons are on an economy cycle in the dishwasher.

She's also quite low in potassium and her magnesium levels could do with a boost, so she's effectively "stirring in the goodness!" Oh, how she laughed when she caught her reflection in the mirror dunking a great big banana in her finest boney china! She had to stop herself mid-stir, so as not to attract the attention of her interfering daughter-in-law who was no doubt rifling through the drawers in the dining room across the hall. She secreted the damp banana about her person and felt a warm glow which made her giggle!