Jinx: The Loose Cannon

"Hehe, what a blast! Literally. This prototype cannon from Heimerdinger's workshop is off the charts! I mean, sure, I might have singed a few eyebrows and caused a bit of chaos, but isn't that what being Jinx is all about?

Walking these Piltover streets, I can't help but feel alive. The hum of excitement in the air, the potential for mayhem around every corner – it's exhilarating! But Viktor? Ugh, no thanks. I'll pass on becoming one of his "stupid experiments." Jinx doesn't play nice with science types.

Ah, there's Caitlin, Miss Perfect Law Enforcer. Time to give her a piece of my mind – or maybe just annoy her for kicks. But first, I've got a little errand to run. That bar down the street? Yeah, it's about to become a fireworks display. Why? Because some idiot called me "hot" and stared at my chest. Like, hello? Eyes up here, buddy!"