#111: Weekly Wordplay (10 Participation Credits*)

Welcome back, wordslayers. Bring your best rhymes, alliteration, puns, portmanteau, and any other wordplay for some laughs and 10 credits from me for EVERY SINGLE PARTICIPANT who meet the following two criteria:

1. Your entry has to be an actual attempt at wordplay (even if it is a terrible attempt!).
2. I won't tip a creation I've already tipped before.

Each challenge lasts for one week (4 days to enter and 3 days to vote). As Bandalf says, "Rock on, you fools!"