#25: 2,500 Credit Wordplay!

To celebrate 25 challenges, I am giving away 2,500 credits. Thanks for all the joy you have brought me so far. I love this community so much! To get as many participants as possible, I am going to run this challenge for 2 weeks. Bring your best puns, dad jokes, rhyming, alliteration, palindromes, and any other wordplay! 2,500 credit challenge with the following prizes: 500 credits to 1st place, 300 to 2nd place, and 200 to 3rd place. I will also give 100 credits each to my 15 other favorite entries to counteract pointless downvoting. Uploads are allowed and encouraged! Thanks for playing!