What did the farmer call it when his cow tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

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What’s the only difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?

The first letter

The cow was a cow, not a bird, Being a cow was great, good food, 5 stomachs, lazy days in the summer, so why was she jealous of the birds? "Because they are free, the humans fear us, why else would they have barbed fences that cut deep?" She remembered how some of them have been taken away and never came back in giant trucks, how a few have had holes drilled into their stomachs. If the humans feared her so much that only barbed fences could make them feel safe, she would make it to the point where they'd have to be watched. "You fear us but you never keep an eye on us." "Watch me break out show you, farmer, what a moonster is."

Lol, you always make me chuckle, Mormonwookiee! Thanks for brightening my morning!