Domesticating Messypotamias

not being able to see themselves sets of an existential crisis and accompanying melodramatic swoons worthy of any philosopher past present or future they also love wearing pants

over the millennia attempts to domesticate Messypotamia have invariably failed miserably this is due in part to their having nothing useful whatsoever to offer in return for their surprisingly complicated upkeep they require many mirrors for not being able to see themselves sets of an existential crisis ...