GOBL™

🌟 FINALLY: Meat that thinks – and feels – with you! 🌟 With GOBL™, culinary progress lands right on your plate: a bio-intelligent meat block from our patented MoodProtein® line, designed with personality, perfect timing – and an internal countdown!

🧠 What makes GOBL™ special?

Self-grilling core with aroma injectors

Singing consumption phase: “Almost done, friend – be ready!”

Child safety switch (optional override)

Includes EmotionCatcher™ for lasting memories

🗣️ Customer Testimonials: “It felt like the steak forgave me for eating it!” – Elke, 42 “My kids love him – especially when he screams!” – Ralf, 38 “I miss him...” – anonymous

⚠️ Important Safety Notice: Do not consume GOBL™ if it says No. Store leftovers in the Silent Box™ for post-consumption dialogue. Note: Some bones may twitch during full moons.

🟡 NOW IN THREE FLAVORS: BBQ-Soul (smoky & remorseful)

Curry-Karma (with weeping almonds)

Classic Agony (slightly bitter – but honest)