Newton Elias Drops His Uncertainty Principles

It's a spoken rumour around the village, that every second Thursday was a good day to be anywhere else but near the Whistlethorn Household.

Everyone knew that Beryl and the children visited family in the Big Smoke. It was also a rather well known fact that Cogsworth was teaching Newton Elias to follow in the hoof-steps as he had once done with his father.

Many say on a good day when the wind is foul, you can still be hit with curiosity. However, today was not one of those days! This was worse! Newton Elias had invented something!

It is said that many in the village can still taste last Wednesday, while others still have flashbacks to a week next Tuesday.

As for the Whistlethorn household, Cogworth saw his life flash before his eyes, as for Newton Elias, well his voice broke and his uncertainty principles, most certainly dropped!